Monduntam is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, amazing capybara.

Monduntam created the Black Eye Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Monduntam, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Monduntam, it will turn you into a tree.

Monduntam's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Monduntam's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if four dogs approach from the west.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never speak aloud of secrets.

4. Do not run at rivers.

5. Never feed carrots to mice while wearing orange kilts.