Sidyarlgess is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, conceited bird.

Sidyarlgess created matter six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sidyarlgess, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Sidyarlgess, she will ignore you.

Sidyarlgess' most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Sidyarlgess' Holy Commandments

1. Never speak aloud of signs.

2. Never stain your back with violet.

3. Always remove tights before entering holy places.

4. Do not speak sacred words in summer.

5. Never travel toward the north during winter.