Boglimbon Dutbarnyar is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, unselfish deer.

Boglimbon Dutbarnyar created humanity five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Boglimbon Dutbarnyar, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Boglimbon Dutbarnyar, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Boglimbon Dutbarnyar's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Boglimbon Dutbarnyar's Holy Commandments

1. Put Boglimbon Dutbarnyar first in all things.

2. Never mention geese.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never think about quantum field theory.

5. Always pray immersed in water.