Habfosstip is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, smart toad.

Habfosstip created the Sunflower Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Habfosstip, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Habfosstip, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Habfosstip's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Habfosstip's Holy Commandments

1. Heed all dreams.

2. Pray only in moonlight.

3. Erect seven carbon sculptures of Habfosstip on top of important buildings.

4. Never write about nebulae.

5. Erect a large gold sculpture of Habfosstip on top of all buildings.