Bimrutmon is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, thoughtless crane.

Bimrutmon created the Virgo Supercluster five billion years ago.

If you believe in Bimrutmon, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Bimrutmon, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Bimrutmon's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Bimrutmon's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about otters.

2. Bimrutmon loves eagles, so they must be honoured.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force near goats while wearing fawn skirts and balancing nine iron spheres on your legs.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate birds.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.