Weggemwon is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, quiet cat.

Weggemwon created a quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Weggemwon, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Weggemwon, it will send minions to preach to you.

Weggemwon's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Weggemwon's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed carrots to rats while wearing shirts.

2. Never talk about electromagnetism.

3. Never think about nebulae.

4. Worship no other gods but Weggemwon.

5. Do not resist chaos.