Wikkentik is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, fussy fox.

Wikkentik created the Small Magellanic Cloud three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wikkentik, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Wikkentik, it will ignore you.

Wikkentik's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Wikkentik's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about bacteria.

2. Never mention monkeys.

3. Do not trade with those who eat bananas.

4. Always make sure there are no swans in a room before entering it.

5. Do not fashion sacred items from bone.