Targcenbig is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, awesome armadillo.

Targcenbig created the Tadpole Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Targcenbig, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Targcenbig, she will make you grow a tail.

Targcenbig's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Targcenbig's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear scarves.

2. Never talk about squirrels.

3. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

4. Never feed strawberries to nematodes while wearing hats.

5. Erect three iron sculptures of Targcenbig on top of important buildings.