Cepmilvegapp is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, annoying pig.

Cepmilvegapp created dark energy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cepmilvegapp, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Cepmilvegapp, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Cepmilvegapp's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Cepmilvegapp's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. You must never eat limes.

3. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in white.

4. Never talk about turtles.

5. Never think about quantum gravity.