Binjigcib is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, clever sheep.

Binjigcib created an electron seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Binjigcib, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Binjigcib, he will throw large rocks at you.

Binjigcib's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Binjigcib's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from fawn snakes, for they are unholy.

2. Never feed lots of grapes to pigs while wearing yellow shirts.

3. Never write about nucleic acids.

4. Never adorn your head with orange markings.

5. Do not hurt ants.