Yartsomdap is a god.

It takes the form of a small, overgenerous fish.

Yartsomdap created Mount Everest six billion years ago.

If you believe in Yartsomdap, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Yartsomdap, it will turn you into a puffin.

Yartsomdap's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Yartsomdap's Holy Commandments

1. Yartsomdap loves shrews, so they must be honoured.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Erect a giant green sculpture of Yartsomdap in the centre of the settlement.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not dye your hair orange.