Flanrilbom is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, deceitful salamander.

Flanrilbom created a photon two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flanrilbom, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Flanrilbom, he will strike you with lightening.

Flanrilbom's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Flanrilbom's Holy Commandments

1. Never prepare coconuts during summer.

2. Never wear green coats.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never gather five sharks in one place.

5. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Flanrilbom on top of all buildings.