Dusstikflat is a god.

She takes the form of a large, fast giraffe.

Dusstikflat created the Virgo Supercluster four years ago.

If you believe in Dusstikflat, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Dusstikflat, she will not care.

Dusstikflat's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Dusstikflat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not resist chaos.

3. You must love Dusstikflat.

4. Do not fashion tools from gold.

5. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.