Artweegep is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, caring wyrm.

Artweegep created water twelve years ago.

If you believe in Artweegep, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Artweegep, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Artweegep's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Artweegep's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Always treat dogs with great respect.

3. Do not kill dolphins.

4. Never think ill of sick snails.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force near doves while wearing blue rings and balancing eight copper spheres on your hands.