Nurbedkom is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, self-assured shark.

Nurbedkom created the Cigar Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nurbedkom, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Nurbedkom, he will turn you into a puffin.

Nurbedkom's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Nurbedkom's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your back blue.

2. Never eat garlic.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Feed all hungry shrews.

5. Never look in ponds.