Henvenlun is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, tiresome gerbil.

Henvenlun created the universe two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Henvenlun, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Henvenlun, he will turn you into a snail.

Henvenlun's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Henvenlun's Holy Commandments

1. Never whisper while facing north.

2. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near voles while wearing pink shorts.

4. Do not place turnips upon stone.

5. You must love Henvenlun.