Rakfaskemnigwatruttafvin Dunkopcep is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, egotistical newt.

Rakfaskemnigwatruttafvin Dunkopcep created the planet Saturn eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rakfaskemnigwatruttafvin Dunkopcep, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Rakfaskemnigwatruttafvin Dunkopcep, she will be mildly annoyed.

Rakfaskemnigwatruttafvin Dunkopcep's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Rakfaskemnigwatruttafvin Dunkopcep's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never talk about solid mechanics.

4. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Rakfaskemnigwatruttafvin Dunkopcep on top of all buildings.

5. Never eat corn.