Yokflisquart Pomgidcet is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, irritating dugong.

Yokflisquart Pomgidcet created the Milkyway six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yokflisquart Pomgidcet, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Yokflisquart Pomgidcet, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Yokflisquart Pomgidcet's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Yokflisquart Pomgidcet's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no pigs in a room before entering it.

2. Do not study evolution by means of natural selection on holy days.

3. Do not fashion tools from tin.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.