Gudyarlnatjinabgess is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, omniscient cow.

Gudyarlnatjinabgess created the Sombrero Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Gudyarlnatjinabgess, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Gudyarlnatjinabgess, it will turn you into a duck.

Gudyarlnatjinabgess' most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Gudyarlnatjinabgess' Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

2. Never eat corn.

3. Do not wear silicon on your body.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never think about solid mechanics near manatees while wearing mauve scarves and balancing three platinum spheres on your face.