Hivrencam is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, omniscient jaguar.

Hivrencam created oxygen four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hivrencam, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Hivrencam, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Hivrencam's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Hivrencam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat grapes.

2. Never look at nebulae.

3. Always help sick hamsters.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Put Hivrencam first in all things.