Kopripnig is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, sage skunk.

Kopripnig created tapeworms three million years ago.

If you believe in Kopripnig, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Kopripnig, she will turn you into a slug.

Kopripnig's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Kopripnig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not drink water in blue rooms.

3. Do not speak about beans.

4. Always look after injured dolphins.

5. Never talk about manatees.