Didsommis is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, dishonourable cobra.

Didsommis created tapeworms five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Didsommis, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Didsommis, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Didsommis' most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Didsommis' Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not fashion sacred items from wood.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Do not travel during autumn.

5. Do not hop in public.