Tafbaflaglitpinhot is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, strong crab.

Tafbaflaglitpinhot created Mount Everest seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tafbaflaglitpinhot, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Tafbaflaglitpinhot, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Tafbaflaglitpinhot's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Tafbaflaglitpinhot's Holy Commandments

1. Tafbaflaglitpinhot loves swans, so they must be respected.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force near aardvarks while wearing fawn shorts and balancing six silver spheres on your chest.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Pigs are not to be trusted.