Hitnurloopcembessflam is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, generous dryad.

Hitnurloopcembessflam created the Virgo Supercluster five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hitnurloopcembessflam, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Hitnurloopcembessflam, she will turn you into a slug.

Hitnurloopcembessflam's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Hitnurloopcembessflam's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Do not wear titanium on your body.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Erect eight platinum sculptures of Hitnurloopcembessflam on top of important buildings.