Garjencum is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, awe-inspiring parrot.

Garjencum created the cosmos four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Garjencum, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Garjencum, it will refuse to believe in you.

Garjencum's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Garjencum's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from green hamsters, for they are unholy.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Never think ill of sick dogs.

4. You must love Garjencum.

5. Never run near foxes.