Hapbitflow Vin is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, tranquil wolf.

Hapbitflow Vin created parasitic wasps nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hapbitflow Vin, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Hapbitflow Vin, she will cry a lot.

Hapbitflow Vin's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Hapbitflow Vin's Holy Commandments

1. Heed all portents.

2. Never handle lead while unclean.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Do not keep three badgers in a large pit.

5. Do not gather at bridges at dusk.