Gepbissdit is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, grumpy lizard.

Gepbissdit created the planet Saturn three million years ago.

If you believe in Gepbissdit, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Gepbissdit, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Gepbissdit's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Gepbissdit's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never eat parsnips.

3. Never think about thermodynamics near badgers while wearing orange ear rings and balancing seven silver spheres on your neck.

4. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Always take life seriously.