Mifominnab is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, able dragon.

Mifominnab created Mount Everest nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mifominnab, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Mifominnab, he will remove you from existence.

Mifominnab's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Mifominnab's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about asteroids.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Always obey Mifominnab's priests.

4. Never talk about gravity near ducks while wearing purple shoes and balancing five nickel spheres on your back.

5. Never think about quantum mechanics.