Wikpigquart is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, pitiless hedgehog.

Wikpigquart created light seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wikpigquart, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Wikpigquart, she will throw large rocks at you.

Wikpigquart's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Wikpigquart's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Always make sure there are no ants in a room before entering it.

3. Always help tapirs in need.

4. Wikpigquart loves seals, so they must be honoured.

5. Wikpigquart must be the most important thing in your life.