Fabgofarp is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, able jellyfish.

Fabgofarp created an up quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fabgofarp, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Fabgofarp, he will turn you into a rat.

Fabgofarp's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Fabgofarp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never write about black holes.

3. Always make sure there are no sheep in a building before entering it.

4. Hide if six moths approach from the west.

5. Erect a giant silicon sculpture of Fabgofarp in the centre of the settlement.