Miljadgod is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, benevolent crab.

Miljadgod created dark matter eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Miljadgod, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Miljadgod, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Miljadgod's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Miljadgod's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the west.

2. Feed all hungry sharks.

3. Never hurt birds.

4. Always wash your hands before prayer.

5. Respect your elders.