Jadfitjonyak is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, wise naga.

Jadfitjonyak created matter six billion years ago.

If you believe in Jadfitjonyak, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Jadfitjonyak, she will turn you into a rat.

Jadfitjonyak's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Jadfitjonyak's Holy Commandments

1. Pray only in darkness.

2. Never speak at midday.

3. Remain bowed during prayer.

4. Do not name children after doves.

5. Always stare at clouds.