Bonnillgan is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, able chicken.

Bonnillgan created a bottom quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bonnillgan, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Bonnillgan, it will turn you into a duck.

Bonnillgan's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Bonnillgan's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Always treat seals with great respect.

4. Retreat if four doves approach from the east.

5. You must pray to Bonnillgan three times a day.