Vidhen is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, merciless raven.

Vidhen created the Virgo Supercluster three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vidhen, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Vidhen, it will turn you into a plant.

Vidhen's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Vidhen's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick sharks.

2. Never think about comets.

3. Learn five new languages a year.

4. Never leap in the presence of horses.

5. Always make sure there are no gulls in a building before entering it.