Bugsograpmit is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, moody dolphin.

Bugsograpmit created the Sun seven million years ago.

If you believe in Bugsograpmit, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Bugsograpmit, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Bugsograpmit's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Bugsograpmit's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Bugsograpmit's priests.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Run away if four voles approach from the east.

4. Never talk about electromagnetism.

5. Do not step barefoot upon magenta earth.