Tapnigget Ponnarlrag is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, confident badger.

Tapnigget Ponnarlrag created silver seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tapnigget Ponnarlrag, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Tapnigget Ponnarlrag, he will try to impress you with trees.

Tapnigget Ponnarlrag's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Tapnigget Ponnarlrag's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never think ill of sick squirrels.