Genrillnell is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, ruthless weasel.

Genrillnell created humanity three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Genrillnell, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Genrillnell, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Genrillnell's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Genrillnell's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the east.

2. Never paint your chest indigo.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Genrillnell.

4. Do not kill sharks.

5. Do not contemplate the strong nuclear force during the night.