Damvollundib is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, wise ant.

Damvollundib created energy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Damvollundib, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Damvollundib, he will ignore you.

Damvollundib's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Damvollundib's Holy Commandments

1. Erect three platinum sculptures of Damvollundib on top of important buildings.

2. Do not keep nine dogs in a large pit.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never go into red rooms.

5. Never wear white dresses.