Ragkarshav is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, narcissistic monkey.

Ragkarshav created dark matter two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ragkarshav, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Ragkarshav, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Ragkarshav's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Ragkarshav's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if nine pigs approach from the south.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never write about cell theory.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Do not kill moths.