Tamnell is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, boastful newt.

Tamnell created Asia five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tamnell, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Tamnell, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Tamnell's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Tamnell's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear red clothing.

2. Do not speak sacred words in spring.

3. Never discuss bacteria in public assemblies.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never jump in winter.