Nurtrapcad Jopwitvon Migdobster is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, cheerful shark.

Nurtrapcad Jopwitvon Migdobster created Europe five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nurtrapcad Jopwitvon Migdobster, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Nurtrapcad Jopwitvon Migdobster, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Nurtrapcad Jopwitvon Migdobster's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Nurtrapcad Jopwitvon Migdobster's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about spacetime.

2. Never write about black holes.

3. Do not kill aardvarks.

4. Never record signs.

5. Do not chop down trees.