Dossvoling Dubstaffoss is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, uncaring camel.

Dossvoling Dubstaffoss created the Large Magellanic Cloud two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dossvoling Dubstaffoss, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Dossvoling Dubstaffoss, he will turn you into a duck.

Dossvoling Dubstaffoss' most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Dossvoling Dubstaffoss' Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick eagles.

2. Do not drink water in red rooms.

3. Never paint your chest indigo.

4. You must never eat oranges.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.