Hotmumloopbogzed is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, wise jackal.

Hotmumloopbogzed created everything that exists six billion years ago.

If you believe in Hotmumloopbogzed, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Hotmumloopbogzed, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Hotmumloopbogzed's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Hotmumloopbogzed's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Do not resist fate.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.