Sisquamtail is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, cheerful alligator.

Sisquamtail created silver three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sisquamtail, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Sisquamtail, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Sisquamtail's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Sisquamtail's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Swans are not to be trusted.

3. Do not dye your hair gray.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never sing in the presence of shrews.