Fumgablag Wangut is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, self-assured ferret.

Fumgablag Wangut created time and space eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fumgablag Wangut, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Fumgablag Wangut, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Fumgablag Wangut's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Fumgablag Wangut's Holy Commandments

1. Always keep your back turned to the west at sunset.

2. Hide if six porpoises approach from the south.

3. Do not wear hats marked with purple.

4. Never speak the names of black holes aloud.

5. Never think about spacetime.