Veencud is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, awe-inspiring fly.

Veencud created an electron four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Veencud, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Veencud, it will laugh at you.

Veencud's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Veencud's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Veencud.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Veencud.

5. Never talk about electromagnetism near doves while wearing blue kilts.