Quimvig is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, merciful mole.

Quimvig created oxygen three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quimvig, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Quimvig, he will turn you into a mouse.

Quimvig's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Quimvig's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if eight badgers approach from the south.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never think about thermodynamics near frogs while wearing brown ear rings and balancing nine titanium spheres on your back.

4. Always treat seals with great respect.

5. Do not stand on grass.