Sakdadvagweelennar is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, wise dryad.

Sakdadvagweelennar created energy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Sakdadvagweelennar, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Sakdadvagweelennar, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Sakdadvagweelennar's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Sakdadvagweelennar's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into orange rooms.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. You must pray to Sakdadvagweelennar eight times a day.

4. Never hurt snails.

5. Do not chop down trees.