Zigkamnarl is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, humorless fairy.

Zigkamnarl created humankind four million years ago.

If you believe in Zigkamnarl, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Zigkamnarl, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Zigkamnarl's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Zigkamnarl's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never talk about dwarf planets.

4. Always help goats in need.

5. Put Zigkamnarl first in all things.