Mutyattofnutgigstip is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, bad-tempered skunk.

Mutyattofnutgigstip created the Sol system eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mutyattofnutgigstip, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Mutyattofnutgigstip, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Mutyattofnutgigstip's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Mutyattofnutgigstip's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump in holy places.

2. You must pray to Mutyattofnutgigstip four times a day.

3. Do not shave your feet.

4. Erect three iron sculptures of Mutyattofnutgigstip on top of important buildings.

5. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.