Dotsiglarn is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, cheerful spider.

Dotsiglarn created Mount Everest seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dotsiglarn, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Dotsiglarn, he will torture you forever.

Dotsiglarn's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Dotsiglarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never allow rats to witness sacred rites.

2. Never bounce in the presence of nematodes.

3. Never fashion tools from ash.

4. Always wear plain tights during rituals.

5. Worship no other gods but Dotsiglarn.