Mabtompad is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, narcissistic wasp.

Mabtompad created silver eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mabtompad, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Mabtompad, it will turn you into a worm.

Mabtompad's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Mabtompad's Holy Commandments

1. Learn six new languages a year.

2. Never wear white hats.

3. Never feed pineapples to birds while wearing cyan ear rings.

4. Hide if five frogs approach from the north.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.