Ventargyam is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, vain monkey.

Ventargyam created the planet Earth two years ago.

If you believe in Ventargyam, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Ventargyam, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Ventargyam's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Ventargyam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never feed lots of tomatoes to monkeys while wearing red shoes.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never play with disobedient children.