Wotlithiv is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, omniscient hare.

Wotlithiv created a charm quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Wotlithiv, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Wotlithiv, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Wotlithiv's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Wotlithiv's Holy Commandments

1. Always act with humility when addressing children.

2. Do not wear shorts marked with cyan.

3. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

4. Always cleanse your hands after touching platinum.

5. Retreat if nine shrews approach from the north.