Sog is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, tiresome skunk.

Sog created time and space two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sog, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Sog, he will turn you into a frog.

Sog's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Sog's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear green.

2. Never feed lots of spinach to sheep while wearing mauve kilts.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never pour water over plants.