Gubnellrul is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, capable crane.

Gubnellrul created matter six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gubnellrul, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Gubnellrul, she will laugh at you.

Gubnellrul's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Gubnellrul's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

2. Retreat if eight otters approach from the north.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never mention sheep.