Tikgetquag is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, flying penguin.

Tikgetquag created time and space three million years ago.

If you believe in Tikgetquag, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Tikgetquag, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Tikgetquag's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Tikgetquag's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your arms white.

2. Never think ill of sick voles.

3. Never travel toward the north during autumn.

4. Do not prepare cherries while filled with pride.

5. Do not name children after goats.