Kopfedgess is a god.

She takes the form of a large, unthinking crane.

Kopfedgess created dark matter six million years ago.

If you believe in Kopfedgess, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Kopfedgess, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Kopfedgess' most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Kopfedgess' Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant zinc sculpture of Kopfedgess in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never hurt ants.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.