Bedfudtal is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, quiet wolf.

Bedfudtal created the universe eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Bedfudtal, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Bedfudtal, it will send minions to preach to you.

Bedfudtal's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Bedfudtal's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat parsnips.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. You must love Bedfudtal.