Sigcatdon is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, omnipotent octopus.

Sigcatdon created snails two million years ago.

If you believe in Sigcatdon, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Sigcatdon, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Sigcatdon's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Sigcatdon's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick ants.

2. Never cross mountains at dusk.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force near doves while wearing indigo stockings and balancing three silver spheres on your neck.

4. Never travel toward the east during winter.

5. Never bounce near otters.