Lantipjat is a god.

He takes the form of a large, self-assured monkey.

Lantipjat created silver seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lantipjat, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Lantipjat, he will curse you with boils.

Lantipjat's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Lantipjat's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention rats.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Do not kill horses.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Always wear white.