Zigmidsom is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, awe-inspiring dove.

Zigmidsom created the world seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zigmidsom, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Zigmidsom, it will turn you into a mouse.

Zigmidsom's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Zigmidsom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt manatees.

2. Always help sick snakes.

3. Always wear brown.

4. Never talk about solid mechanics near horses while wearing red corsets.

5. Never write about moons.