Homcatsug is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, unjust dragonfly.

Homcatsug created viruses eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Homcatsug, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Homcatsug, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Homcatsug's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Homcatsug's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never think ill of sick moths.

4. You must pray to Homcatsug three times a day.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Homcatsug.