Ponlinsog is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, sage snake.

Ponlinsog created a strange quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ponlinsog, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Ponlinsog, she will not care.

Ponlinsog's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Ponlinsog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never jump in the presence of gulls.

3. Never paint your face gray.

4. Worship no other gods but Ponlinsog.

5. Run away from blue tortoises, for they are unholy.