Dungeplarggon Homkimwikfeb is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, witty deer.

Dungeplarggon Homkimwikfeb created a photon six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dungeplarggon Homkimwikfeb, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Dungeplarggon Homkimwikfeb, she will have a low opinion of you.

Dungeplarggon Homkimwikfeb's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Dungeplarggon Homkimwikfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Do not speak about gooseberries.

5. Always take life seriously.