Milbossdog is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, able dog.

Milbossdog created time and space seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Milbossdog, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Milbossdog, he will throw large rocks at you.

Milbossdog's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Milbossdog's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat manatees with great respect.

2. Hide from cyan tortoises for they are unholy.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Erect a giant green sculpture of Milbossdog in the centre of the settlement.