Henflappag is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, almighty newt.

Henflappag created carbon six million years ago.

If you believe in Henflappag, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Henflappag, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Henflappag's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Henflappag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Do not take Henflappag's name in vain.

5. You must love Henflappag.
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