Vedhabfar is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, unjust hyena.

Vedhabfar created a Higgs boson five billion years ago.

If you believe in Vedhabfar, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Vedhabfar, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Vedhabfar's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Vedhabfar's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing in the presence of swans.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

3. Never feed bread to snakes while wearing shorts.

4. Never sprint near mites.

5. Always help squirrels in need.