Cibnuttbif is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, able human.

Cibnuttbif created everything that exists three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cibnuttbif, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Cibnuttbif, he will not care at all.

Cibnuttbif's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Cibnuttbif's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed bread to rats while wearing skirts.

2. Never feed lots of carrots to tortoises while wearing indigo dresses.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate great tits.

4. Never think about black holes.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.